would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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