whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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