it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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