My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
