doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Randomize
