i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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