would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
my liver is dry heaving
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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