I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I just found puke in my bra..
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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