I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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