you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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