Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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