Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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