soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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