Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
When did angry sex become our thing?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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