I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I have aggressive nipples.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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