And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My breasts were aching with rage.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
me + whiskey = a bad person
My dick has a subreddit
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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