after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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