Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize