Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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