How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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