I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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