There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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