I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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