I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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