my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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