he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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