Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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