its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
The ass gains better be worth it
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