And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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