so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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