Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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