please come you make the beer taste better
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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