this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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