I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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