It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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