first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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