I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
she told me i tasted like america
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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