My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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