if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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