He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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