it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
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Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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