If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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