Got a toothbrush?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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