I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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