well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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