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    Submitted by judyfinkel89 on Feb 4, 12 at 3:51pm

    He needs a dick splint, stat!!

  • 74 88
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 5, 12 at 6:50am

    Rub some Ben-G@y on it and keep it elevated

  • Submitted by porksword on Feb 4, 12 at 12:42pm

    You need either a nurse or a milkmaid for rehabilitation.

  • 73 92
    Submitted by tlovell on Feb 4, 12 at 1:16pm

    I swear I've seen this or one like it before on this site

  • 69 96
    Submitted by artard on Feb 4, 12 at 11:43am

    Stop having sex on a trampoline

  • Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 5, 12 at 2:31pm

    DAMMIT, Jim...I'm a Doctor, not a carpenter...I can't fix wood

  • Submitted by mthib on Feb 4, 12 at 11:33am

    They can't cure herpes either

  • Submitted by B1gBadB1lly on Feb 4, 12 at 1:49pm

    Just rub it out. You'll be fine

  • Submitted by GA_Peach on Feb 5, 12 at 5:18am

    Told ya! Naked wrestling is is bed sport only! Fucking on a couch is annoying anyway. Upolstry fabric carpet burn hurts.