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I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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