Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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