He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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