Sponge bath it is.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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