And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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