So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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