Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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