laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I didn't notice because vodka
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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